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[–] [email protected] 112 points 2 months ago (5 children)

So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.

Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

what if they're both fat

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

the real question is if it's also gay too.

dont ask me i don't use four chan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also "she gave me her number." And? Did you call her?

(I guess I'm dating myself here because texting is a thing, but...)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I’m 30 and can’t imagine calling someone in response to being given a number. My entire life my number has been for texting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

She would have had to learn to hear, learn to speak. Perhaps she couldn't understand them, perhaps all the meaning communicated was in sign language

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

How do you know he was a confidential informant?