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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
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This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.
You fuckers have fried butter sticks...
Lmao who the fuck told you that?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_butter
Well, if it's on wikipedia it must be true.
I’m an American and it’s true, the Texas state fair is a testament to the horrific nature of mankind
Typical American ego trip: "if I don't know about it then it must be false".
How's your high horse, buddy?
Wrong, as a purebred ‘murican, this is my daily breakfast meal
Midwest isn't America.
Now I’m confused, maybe one of us needs to add a tone maker somewhere, because i really can’t figure out how to unambiguously interpret this
Point to me on this map of the US where the midwest is.
Oh dear, it was very tricky to figure out, but I’m pretty sure it’s right about here
Looks like Manchuria to me.
https://theonion.com/midwest-discovered-between-east-west-coasts-1819564475/