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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How about tree chopped into firewood?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Sawdust, yes.
Idle firewood loitering, no.
Burning tree bones, yes.
Vanilla cookies, fuck yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't like wanting to eat myself constantly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well hello there!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Building furniture out of oak, being in and around that much white oak sawdust and shavings, made me smell like an empty bourbon bottle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

My old job also made me smell like an empty whiskey bottle, but it was an office.