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Sometimes the grass is greener (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I know a guy that used a women's hygiene product once by mistake. Now he's a she and doesn't have a penis anymore. Make sure your family knows the dangers involved of using the incorrect gendered hygiene product. It's like plugging a 120v appliance into the 240v outlet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Poor guy shaved his penis off 😔 My condolences and best wishes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

All my appliances are rated 120/240v. Does that mean I'm bi?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Probably more Non-binary my dude. Bi is more about what type of appliance voltage you're attracted to rather than what you got in your house.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

So that is how school transgender surgeries work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I knew there had to be some kind of a catch.

Oh well, still worth it. :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't happen to everyone, I should know, I've done it plenty of times and I'm still not a girl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna just keep trying. One dice roll I'll eventually reach critical success!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well the question is, do you want to be a girl or want to be trans? Generally that's usually enough to mean it is so already.