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[–] [email protected] 63 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Horse paste is good against covid, horse electrolytes are good against hangovers, what else is the horse industry hiding? Oh yeah, apparently horse tranquilizers whip ass too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This explains why horses have so many horsepower nowadays...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

They're on so much junk they can do the work of eight horses!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I've read somewhere that horse mats made out of rubber are pretty good flooring for home gyms and cheaper than something marketed towards gym use.

If it can take the full weight of a horse standing on it with its small hoofs, then it should have no issues with any weight you might drop on them during lifting.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What if I want to whip the llama's ass though?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

You'll need to get WinAmp installed then my friend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Poor Boxer worked so hard on the farm, only to end up as meat and glue.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I hear horse shampoo is amazing and horse joint lotions actually work

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

They taste good, too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Can confirm, horse shampoo is incredible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

I lost real vs troll a long time ago in this thread and I'm pretty ok with it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"Mane 'n Tail" is what you should check out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 34 minutes ago

That's the brand I used for years. I've since went bald, but my buddy has a full head of hair with a man bun and swears by it.