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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well it's a start isn't it?

Just do a little better next time and the next time and the next time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can improve at being black out drunk?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yes.

I'm sure it has some effect on your subconscious

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

But what if the next time is in 8 years, and then the next ones after that are 5 and 13 years apart? Won't be much improvement then, and it'll be 26 years later and you'll be pushing 60.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You can squeeze that all into one month.