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[–] [email protected] 120 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I don't understand this post. Salt doesn't mean sodium. NaCl and KCl are both salts, and this is a 50/50 blend with less sodium (Na) for the people who need/want that. Am I missing something?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

you're not missing anything, you paid attention in chemistry.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sir that's too many facts for this joke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, no let’m cook. Everyone knows jokes are funnier after you explain them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

The point is that there is no joke in here to begin with

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right. I have difficulty suspending disbelief so sometimes jokes like this just confuse me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I get that too sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

What you're missing is illiteracy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could also be amphetamine salts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Now we're cooking!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I think you're exactly right

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Oh thanks. My mom buys that and I never understood what is was 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

50% table salt

50% bath salt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So much worse for people with Potasium limitations? Like dialysis patients.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, usually such people are advised by their doctors to avoid such ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

They could just get the normal salt, or no salt at all.