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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

School shooters still thinking they're going to become as infamous as Columbine. They're just getting added to the huge pile of names.

Nobody will remember you.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Locally they will very much be remembered.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also, I don't think being remembered is the main point. It seems to me to be more about a violent release of frustration and getting back at the people who "wronged" them, usually combined with suicide by cop.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Most mass shootings are family annihilations, which typically end in suicide, so I think you're correct here.