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Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant (thehardtimes.net)
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Until this moment I completely forgot about those things

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if they are in the original glass bottles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Naturally! They had cans? Haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They switched to plastic. microplastics-cool

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, some protein. I don't remember those.