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Until this moment I completely forgot about those things

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With that emulsifier that was just banned in Mountain Dew and other fruit drinks I find it hard to believe Fruitopia will ever come back. My first temp job ever, way back in the late 90's, was literally shaking bottles of Fruitopia to make them look homogeneous.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Gotta have your daily nutritional amount of bromine!