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Depends on which story you believe. Matthew says he hung himself. Acts says he fell and busted his head open in a more accidental way. And then there's a few other accounts that aren't in the biblical canon.
One account says he started a wicked metal band.
My account is that after his successful quest the theif was awarded his loot for betral of the wizard which was enough to buy a pretty sick dagger and some torches.
I love the Islam version where he was made to look like Jesus as punishment by God and actually the one who was crucified.
One version is that a T800 model 101 want back in time and terminated him.