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I mean, he got away with it, technically, didn't he? He only stopped himself.
Depends on which story you believe. Matthew says he hung himself. Acts says he fell and busted his head open in a more accidental way. And then there's a few other accounts that aren't in the biblical canon.
One account says he started a wicked metal band.
My account is that after his successful quest the theif was awarded his loot for betral of the wizard which was enough to buy a pretty sick dagger and some torches.
I love the Islam version where he was made to look like Jesus as punishment by God and actually the one who was crucified.
One version is that a T800 model 101 want back in time and terminated him.