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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

One. The other one was monarchists battling it out "for the last time".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

To be fair, for most of the monarchs that was the last time!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some took longer than others.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She died 2 years ago and her replacement still isn't on my money

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, I don't want to see king sausage fingers on anything in my pocket. And why bother? He will not be around in 10ish years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Could be worse.

Could be his brother's fingers in your pocket.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think I am too old for that particular nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

And the world was better for it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We should have another go. Let's put all the remaining Monarchs on earth in a type of Royal rumble until there's one winner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Let's add the kleptocrats this time around... And all they get are sticks and stones.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Throw in the billionaires for good measure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Foam swords and plastic spoons. Make it difficult for their soft little hands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Round up the oligarchy, starve them, then force them to compete in a game to the death... All televised of course.

Whichever one wins can have some food for their sector