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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I know it's not the point, but what happens if you wear a mask? Either a cloth mask, or a Michael Myers mask. They'll probably think "wow, this guy isn't distracted at all! employee of the month!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not even blinking, this guy is locked in

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This gave me a genuine chuckle

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Just tape a nice picture of you really focusing on the road to the camera.

Now you can even drive around hookers or be a getaway driver during a bank heist.