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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My job. Random piss and yearly follicles, just not worth the stress of trying to pass that shit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus. Even before the legalisation here in Germany, I've not had a job demanding these drug tests. Here's to hoping that the rest of the US follows suit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It won't. This place is fucking doomed, the evangelicals are taking over.