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Absolutely this. I eat meat, but I really like veg* cooking. I feel like it challenges me in the kitchen and there's a whole world of veg* dishes especially in mediterranean/middle eastern, south asian and east asian cooking that are just amazing. But the number of wide-eyed vegans who have handed me a lump of some sort of isolated vegetable protein and insisted repeatedly that "it tastes just like meat, you'll never know" makes me wonder if vegans can actually taste food. I'm sorry, Kaiyleigh, nothing you do to that tofu is gonna make it taste "just like a hot dog". How about you press it, cube it, roll it in some seasoned corn starch and fry it until it's a delicious golden brown crunchy little nugget of tofu instead? Let it be what it is rather than trying to force it to be something that it's not. Either you're lying to yourself, you're lying to me or you physically cannot detect flavor compounds with your tongue.

tldr - fuck a vegan, but I'd love another bowl of that lentil dal