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Google gorilla feet.
That sounds like an invitation to be put on a list.
Well your first problem is using Google.
Gotta use Duck Duck Go + Tor + VPN on a burner phone you can yeet into the middle of international waters when you're done. Make sure to sink the boat while you're there, too. That way, under international law, nobody owns it.
I'd recommend a Boeing spacecraft instead, ocean is still reachable by commoners.
If you take a Boeing spacecraft, you risk ending up in the ocean anyway.
Google gorilla feet in Minecraft
Spray-on shoes!