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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The spirit of Sherman compels you to march to Belgorod and set it on fire

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No. Don't set cities on fire. People live there, it's wrong to harm them.

Maim their military, kill their leaders, destroy their weapons. That's what is right to do. Than let them learn to life in peace with their neighbours.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We don’t necessarily do reasonable takes on NCD

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ok then, howabout:

Shoot their soldiers, rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of your tanks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I gotta say its been a loooong time since I've seen or heard a dead baby joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That's because necromancy is a rare and dark art.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, it's right here in the service manual. "Enemy entrails should only be used as lubricant in an emergency, when a a superior petroleum based lubricant is unavailable."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry that's ridiculous. That's not even what is best in life.

No, what is best in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It's a specific meme take in a meme community. Calm down Francis.