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Bussin no cap fr fr (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Papa, you illin

I may be illin, but yo moms mad chill. My world is ratchet without her.

She lit

Yasss?

Yas, Yas

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

We moved up a level

Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now

Papa, you ain’t fly

Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR

She’s hella aiight

Oh snap?

Crackle pop

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Father, thy woman driveth thee to lovers’ foppish folly

Forsooth, but dignity is coin I gladly trade for Cupid’s coveted ware — She is fair moonlight upon the waters of my soul

Speak narrow truth now Father for such promises my childish heart cannot but leap upon with faith

Tis ground I speak to catch thy eager feet, Child, and though it bury my ambition it lifteth me as well it quench my thirst

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I unironically like this version the best out of the entire chain

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

90's Edition:

Dad, you need to take a chill pill! You're totally buggin' out over mom and it's grodie!

Whatever, don't go there! I may be a scrub, but your mom is gettin' jiggy wit it! She's all that and a bag of chips!

Wazzzuuuuup!?

Waaaaaazaaaaaaap!?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Somehow I understand all 4 versions. I am a generational Rosetta stone

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Now combined with vong speak (german exclusive):

Vadder, du kein 1 rizz hast, du nur Mudda simpen tust. 1 cringe ey!

I bims 1 skibidi, aber 1 mudda voll rizz. Ohne sie ist alles 1 Pimmel. Sie bims GOAT.

Sie bims?

Sie bims.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Sayin 'crackle pop' in response to 'oh snap?' is legit hillarious. Ive never heard that before.