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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append 'in Minecraft,' to his statement."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

I've been told there are mods for everything.