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[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find.

He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

For the entire duration, he can't work out what it actually is because it's such a weird shape and so ridiculously huge that it being a dildo never even crosses his mind

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

And instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago