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Genie dislikes cloud (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stocks, bonds, annuities

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s equity. Not spent money, just less-directly-available cash… But if that doesn’t count, real estate technically doesn’t either… Really tough question, depending on the circumstance

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Just pay people to be your shoppers and buy as much as they can for you. And give them a good salary for it. Hiring people is not giving it away, and they are buying the stuff for you. Or hire like a private concert with someone. So many things to spend money on.