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why isn't it ok? why???? (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/75583

why isn't it ok? why????

Meme "the number of people who think this is an abomination" over a photo of a USB-A to USB-A cable, "but think this is perfectly acceptable" over a photo of a USB-C to USB-C cable, "makes me sick."

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[–] [email protected] 147 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I believe the common terms now are "domme" and "sub"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't tell if this is real life or sarcasm....

Did I really miss the memo on this one?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No that's the lingo the professionals use these days

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can confirm, I'm called sub at work

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah yeah, I've heard that offices are rolling out a new role of office cumdump. Glad to hear from someone already in the role

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

journalctl --cumdump

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I'm going to refer to myself as USB-B from now on