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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Shadow Moses Island wasn’t liberated from terrorists with a HK416. No thanks.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If we're going by that logic, every house needs two things: a USP .45 and a NIKITA Remote Control rocket launcher.

You have my vote.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

and a cardboard box

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Strictly speaking wasn't it FOXDIE?