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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Weird criminals drink milk, normal people drink orange juice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I prefer both, with breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A 50/50 mix wakes you up right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Preferably not in the same cup, but I could get used to that if I had to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

How do you figure?