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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

This is absolutely ignorable "neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments" advice.

Please, don't do this. It doesn't work like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, it works! I'm surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can't stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This is absolutely a fucking joke.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok so first of all Smash Brothers is a great game

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.

And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think it's supposed to be genuine advice, it's a wind-up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Imagine being so autistic that you take 4chan posts seriously.