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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon sets the mood (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The long setup. "Babe, you agreed to stay in sickness and in health. This is my sickness."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Narrator: But she didn't stay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She died during the Battle of Helm's Deep

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

But inside she was already dead