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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They said I didn't need to because they were like a family.

What I didn't realize is that they were like my family.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

And the 111th

Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them