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Democrats Panic After Kamala Harris Ages 40 Years In Single Night (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At press time, sources confirmed prominent members of the party had been instructed to quickly shift their support to a spry, cogent 31-year-old Joe Biden, who had somehow de-aged 50 years overnight.

Look here, Jack!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, he was hot!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

But was he hung like hunter?