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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Daniel is obviously thinking that disabled people turn into giant, ferocious wolves that will prowl the city streets for their insatiable desire for human flesh when the full moon rises and he doesn't think that means they should be able to get into CVS faster than him when he has shampoo to buy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Daniel doesn't buy shampoo, his mum buys him a bottle each Christmas and birthday.