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LOL what the fuck. i've never seen a more subservient bitchass group of bootlicking sheep than republicans
They really are strange.
Apparently, the other people are sheep. These are the free-thinking freedom loving people! /s
Dear God man ... this is crazy cringe.
Projection is how Republicans roll. Remember when MAGA accused Joe Biden of wearing diapers and they found out their dear orange felon/rapist cult leader wore them instead, and started wearing them?
LOL WHAT
It's not as weird as the diapers.
I think it's pretty close. Both are super fucking weird and pathetic.
Don't knock diapers till you try em tho
And yet they’re the ones screeching about “alpha males and the loss of masculinity in America.”
which is hilarious, because if you're whining about someone "taking away your masculinity," (OR if you're having panic attacks about someone else's masculinity) then you were never masculine in the first place.
Fragile masculinity.
Hierarchies gonna hypocritize.
But remember, they hate being called sheep.
Just a reminder, jd vance, trumps newest vp pick, has on many occasions been quoted in the past of saying "I didn't vote for trump", "I never liked trump", and "I'm a never-trump guy".
NOW he sings trumps praises, and kisses trumps ass.
vance is just another vapid muppet who'll get thrown under the bus the instant shit goes sideways and trump needs someone to blame for...whatever. just like all the other used-to-be-never-trumpers who are now fighting over who gets to be first to be facialed by trump
His name has an extra syllable, he might be counting on Trumpanzees being unable to make a nice little chant like they did for Pence.
Vance literally called Trump "America's Hitler" in a now deleted tweet.
Also so many are Christian and say shit like "the lord is my shepard" in the same breath that they call other people "sheep."
Makes me think of the court at Versailles all pretending to have anal fistulas after Louis XIV had surgery for one.
I’m gonna take your word, I ain’t clicking on anal fistulas.