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[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's a German saying about that: "Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen" (I've seen horses vomit) implying you've seen everything, even the impossible.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

An equivalent to flying pigs?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That would be "Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)". It's a literal translation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ich habe Dinge gesehen, die ihr Menschen niemals glauben würdet. Gigantische Schiffe, die brannten, draußen vor der Schulter des Orion. Und ein rosa fliegendes Schwein, genannt Pupsi, im Kino, nahe meiner 6-jährigern Tochter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Das hab ich ja noch nie gehört. Wo kommst du her?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Direkt aus einer Wendy Zeitschrift.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Forwards, usually. Just not in this case.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

You play records on a phonograph, maybe you can play photos on a recordgraph?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The motion blur is too good, as well as the surrounding geometry. Then again, AI pics are getting more realistic

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The motion blur is what is most characteristic of AI. Also the horses lack of shadow, the nonsense text on signs, the fact that there's a horse in a convenience store.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Obviously it’s a vampiric horse, hence no shadow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eh it could just be really diffuse lighting in the store. The horse looks real enough under the light, as does the sandy vomit.

I think what gives it away is the weird cola shelving and the strange purple light fixture

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And the fact that everyone pointed out that horses can't vomit. Which I just learned.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

same, but if a horse could vomit, I can imagine it would have that look and consistency, albeit hopefully not so much volume

again, the only fake looking part of the image for me are the background items

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it's contents. Not sure though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That seems like a huge design error. Who's responsible for this?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

maybe he was just chilling

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.

Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn't enough.