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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Do you have a pulse and aren't a fascist? Probably. The bar is exceptionally low here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

crap. ever since i was a little kid i dreamed of being a fascist. dream = shattered :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's ok, be a pedophile and lie endlessly and you can still get into office apparently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

dream = restored!!!!

have any advice for getting started in those options?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Sure! All you need is a small loan of a million dollars.