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how do you keep it from dangling out the leg?
Short
Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.
Have a small dick.
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Tape it back 😋
A mere tape won't hold back my random, but strong erection.
Chasity cage it is then
SUPER supportive undies work too if you don't want to go down that drag-queen-esque route.
men usually wore whitey tighties & jockstraps back in the day when booty shorts were normal for men and those are great at keeping all the bits where you want them to stay put.
ooh fancy pants bigger than 2" dick mcgee over here
Let it breathe. Assert dominance
Boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, thong, or jockstrap.
Pretty much any underwear except for boxer shorts.
Tucking, or if that's uncomfortable, some people have success with underwear that's just a size down from their regular.
That defeats the whole point of the shorts. The world wants to see that little guy!
Then why do I have so many restraining orders against me?
Bottom surgery, just become Transfem.
Ice it