I would if i had curves like dat. With my flat ass, that just looks like shit.
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You, too, can have an ass like that. Squats and lunges will get that booty popping before you know it. Or if a squat rack isn't feasible, booty bands are also really effective. I rely on those when I don't have access to a rack.
And then make sure to get your protein for your growing booty. Vanilla or strawberry flavored whey protein in whole milk is fucking delicious. With how good that tastes, there's no reason you can't get enough nutrients.
Hopefully this helps! Everyone deserves a juicy ass.
Boy that was bootyful advice, thank you.
Any advice for non-dairy protein? Lactose intolerant, and the people using the equipment after me would very much prefer if I didn't shit myself 😅
Whey protein isolate. I am also lactose intolerant and while this is slightly more expensive than the most commonly sold whey protein concentrate it prevents the daily pants shitting that concentrate would cause, so it's super worth the extra 5-10 bucks.
Orgain vegan is my preferred protein. I like the simple one that is much harder to find
I know you have been given answers already, but look for any Vegan protein. If you want protein powder for example, the vegan ones are usually made of pea protein rather than whey, completely eliminating the risk of shitting yourself from the protein.
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I am tempted even if thiccer cheeks would probably adversly affect my climbing abilities.
Just use your ass to climb, problem solved.
No squat rack, Go Rocky IV style. Grab 2 bags of potting soil over each shoulder and squat away. Grab a few gallons of water, bonus grip strength while squatting.
While drive a mile to the gym to run a mile on a treadmill?
Pad those cheeks
I have a pair of sweatpants that looks almost like a pair my wife has and I put it on by accident and I was like did I get super fat overnight?
Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it. Context I'm 6' 2" and she's 4' 11"
I'm 6'2" and she's 4’11"
Holy fuck, My wife and I died laughing at this.
I'm in a doctor's office and trying so hard not to disturb everyone around me and it's not going well.
Glad to be of service
Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it.
I wish I had as much raw Charisma as "A Bug With A Big Ass"
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I think you just rediscovered yoga pants
when i was very young, men would wear booty shorts and belly shirts like some women do now; publicly shirtless men was also more common; and, as an adult, i wish i could have appreciated it more than i did at the time.
i hate that prudery has become so en vogue these days with the young.
how do you keep it from dangling out the leg?
Short
Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.
Have a small dick.
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ooh fancy pants bigger than 2" dick mcgee over here
Let it breathe. Assert dominance
Boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, thong, or jockstrap.
Pretty much any underwear except for boxer shorts.
Tucking, or if that's uncomfortable, some people have success with underwear that's just a size down from their regular.
That defeats the whole point of the shorts. The world wants to see that little guy!
Then why do I have so many restraining orders against me?
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My dysphoria would never allow me to wear something like that. I can't stand anything that reminds me that I'm built like a fridge and look like I'm cosplaying a Sasquatch with alopecia.
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No one wants my fatty hairy thighs peaking out from shorts like that.
Recently, I learned that a (female) friend of mine has what can only be described as a body hair fetish. As in, "you're not hairy enough for my taste," level of fetish. You might be surprised.
A coworker just told me last week she favored really hairy, kind of dirty manual labor type guys and I don't really think its rare. It takes all kinda to make the world go 'round.
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we've had enough hot girl summers it's time boys
I just want to know why men can't have stretchy comfy pants like women do.
I'd probably end up inadvertently offending somone? Tight pants and external genitalia are an interesting combination.
While tight shirts and external secondary sex distinctions are mostly not an issue.
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Just become a dentist, have a midlife crisis, and start riding a bike.
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How about my 2" covers you inseam?
sorry
There's a clip somewhere of a gay guy looking direct to camera saying with that basically-clapping-between-words flamboyant energy:
"Straight men! The women you want to sleep with, want to see your thighs!"
I can never find it so the quote might not be perfect but it really stuck with me. I joked about it to my SO and she gave one of those moany approval noises meaning like "so true" so I guess the man was right.
https://a.co/d/09ZVcEdq the uratot 'store' has no https so sorry for the amazon link
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