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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)

God: Makes everyone keep waiting for Armageddon.

American Evangelicals: I'll do it myself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I mean, that's quite literally happening, more or less. Check out the documentary Praying for Armageddon if you can find it.

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