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Employee Lost Like Sailor In Maelstrom After HR Fails To Send Out Quarterly Company Update (www.theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Somebody does. Some Milton somewhere in the company will complain vehemently if anything is wrong and will possibly die if it doesn't show up.

Multiple times in my corpo experience I've assumed everyone ignored this sort of internal communique and have had people look at me as if I was skipping a message from God.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Ahh the bootlicker... That guy is always making every body's life shitter.

Great point!