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I don't like wearing thong leotards over my leggings. It'll shove my leggings up my buttcrack and be super uncomfortable.
Superman wore briefs over his leggings and you don’t see him complaining about it.
Superman doesnt wear a thong though. Plus, he's an alien so maybe he has a super skin that doesn't get irritated from chafing?
I'm merely human, so my skin wouldn't appreciate having the seam of my leggings pushed up my asscrack while working out or whatever they were doing in those outfits back then.
Yeah well Superman was fighting crime, and wearing briefs over leggings might not get into his asscrack, but I assume he has a ballsack. I’d much rather have a nice thong up my ass than my balls wrapped in tightly whites with some leggings all bunched up in there. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. Unless Superman doesn’t have a scrotum and testicles, in which case I fully concede.
Maybe superman has super testicles? Briefs over leggings would hurt a normal dude but not him?
Or maybe his briefs only hurt his nuts if kryptonite is near him?
On Krypton people wear boxers underneath their pants.
He's nigh invincible. It would take a lot more than that to make him uncomfortable! Kryptonite underwear, maybe.