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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Superman doesnt wear a thong though. Plus, he's an alien so maybe he has a super skin that doesn't get irritated from chafing?

I'm merely human, so my skin wouldn't appreciate having the seam of my leggings pushed up my asscrack while working out or whatever they were doing in those outfits back then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah well Superman was fighting crime, and wearing briefs over leggings might not get into his asscrack, but I assume he has a ballsack. I’d much rather have a nice thong up my ass than my balls wrapped in tightly whites with some leggings all bunched up in there. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. Unless Superman doesn’t have a scrotum and testicles, in which case I fully concede.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe superman has super testicles? Briefs over leggings would hurt a normal dude but not him?
Or maybe his briefs only hurt his nuts if kryptonite is near him?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

On Krypton people wear boxers underneath their pants.