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They are correct though. There is no evidence that chimps walked out of Africa. For two reasons:

  1. They can't walk for that length of time because we're the ones who walk everywhere, they hang out in trees.

  2. No one ever said they did.

I'm wondering if this person has ever even seen a chimp, to be honest.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Let me start up my time machine, I'll come back and confirm ๐Ÿซ 

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They stepped on a butterfly and we're all going to fade out like Mart McFly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, we used to be cat people. None of you remember because you can't see through time.

I nearly went off on a Mandela effect rant but that's going to wait until we get a post from one of those guys.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Well drat. I suppose this post is going to fade away soon.

Just kitten.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I guess he didn't make it, time travel is dangerous. Even if he succeeded, he probably changed something, and then when he came back, he wasn't on our timeline anymore anyway.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Well if we go by Dragon Ball Z rules, the change will happen in another timeline, and he'll come back to this unchanged one.