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Why does this parachute company have no reviews? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Why are you worried about that parachute? It has a lifetime guarantee.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

"Good to the last drop!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anti-dragon cream. Personal guarantee: if you’re incinerated you get your money back, no quibble.’ 'What you’re saying,’ said Vimes slowly, 'if I understand the wording correctly, is that if I am baked alive by the dragon you’ll return the money?’ 'Upon personal application,’ said Cut-Me-Own-Throat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Love some Terry Pratchett

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Unless life ends?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Thatsthejoke.zip

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Literally a lifetime guarantee then