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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

gas station sushi.

One day I WILL buy sushi from a gas station. I just want to be able to say that I have done it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like how everyone bitches about gas station sushi, but the hotdogs being kept bacterial-paradise-warm on rollers until the end of time are A-OK.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hotdogs have so much salt that bacteria can't live on them. Science.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Bacteria have standards!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

just make sure not to black out and wake up in a sewer

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

But this big rat wants to teach me karate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Why not, i wanna be surrounded by fish. Horny fish.