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I saw an angel take a shit, then eat said shit.
God works in mysterious ways.
This reminds me of the story about some old dude's dog that always shits on my neighbor's sidewalk. One day neighbor saw that and run to that guy with scary look on his face. He started scolding old guy that he should clean after his dog and old guy respond he's too old to do that, his back hurt and stuff. The dog saw the whole thing and in a shame he just ate his own shit so poor old man didn't have to clean it up.
Kudos to the dog.
If you're unable to care for a pet, you need to find it a new home.
my angel went one level derper.
he took a shit, ate it, puked up that eaten shit, then started eating that shitty puke... which he puked.
had to throw out that sofa.
One of mine brought in a frozen turd one winter and started chewing on it.
Angel poop probably taste pretty good tbf
You're free to try it