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[–] [email protected] 89 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I always wondered if she was lactating and she took the piercing out if it would spray in multiple directions like a titty shotgun.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You do anyway without piercings.

The nipple isn't technically one hole, it's kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it's a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.

So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Dad recognise dad.

Or lactation fetishist.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm just a person with leaky tits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Makes me miss my ex haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

No way they could be a mom, huh?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

It was really weird the first time I saw the liquid pooling in 100 tiny bubbles before surface tension merged them

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

Uhhhhhhh... ok?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Now I'm thinking of titty pump-action milk-shooting, but the Action Movie pump-action kind

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago