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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I wish I still had my JNCOs.

Or I should get one of those man skirts, like what the guard dude in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon wore.

I don't think I would like skinny jeans even if I was skinny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Kilts FTW. Not only do they allow you to take a shit on the battlefield easily, it also makes it far easier to teabag your fallen foes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are kilts only short? 🤔

The thing I was referring to previously is like a long skirt. Almost like you took a dress and just wore it from the waist down. I don't know what those would be called, but I want one so bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Every kilt I've ever worn comes to the bottom of my knees. That's a few inches longer than normal, normally they reach the top to middle of your knee-cap. They could be longer I suppose, but that inhibits the previously mentioned pooping abilities.

Edit: upon further research, there's something called a "great kilt" that extends further down your shins.