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Touchscreen? That's old, we can't use that in our marketing, even BK has those. We need something new, fuckin do I care if it works????
They could advertise actually usable physical buttons ...
Those would stop working because local scoundrels would stick their chewing gums in them
With hercons without place to stick anything. Like a blister. You've seen such buttons.
Those could work if it wasn’t for the local perverts blocking them 24/7 because twiddling them feels a bit like twiddling a robot’s nipples
Never seen that. One can make them less like nipples and more like a depressable square area on a wall.
If it wasn’t for those Medellin kids who stole all the square shapes from the wall button factory, I tells ya