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Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?
My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow
So it smells like vagina?
For sure it doesn't smell like balls
are you REALLY sure?
It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game
Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn't really matter, corporations didn't care, they just want your money.
Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.
Edit: according to google it is really the first
now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.
Would it just be a Fleshlight then?
what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?
I don't know. Why would they need special dildos?
Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I'm sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I'm a straight man.
Bad dragon, I'll just say that
....but you can say more if you want to......
Let's just say there are options
Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :
So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.
WRONG! It's a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles
Don't personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don't want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!
But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?
Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.