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[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna literally drink water if they DON'T

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

As a large languag model I do not drink water

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to drink my water before you get to it!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

breaks through window, wrestles cup out of your hands, stands over you, bleeding

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

drinks the blood.

NOW I HAVE YOUR WATER!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

weeps

immediately a Fremen begins to extoll about my water giving virtues

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

HYDROHOMIES UNITE