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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Here's how you build a high-spec's top-tier gaming PC for a hundred dollars:

1 - Go to your non-local consumer electronics store

2 - Find the most miserable looking employee

3 - "Hey bro, I give you 100 bucks if you tell me your guys' security code"

4 - Come back at night

5 - You get the idea

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

4 - He gives you a false code, but takes your money.

5 - You come back at night and the cops summarily arrest you.