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edit: I have changed my title to match the new NYTimes headline. Sorry about the all caps, I guess they are really excited about this lol

Also shoutout to @[email protected] who shared a gift article link in the comments. I hope you don't mind but I kinda stole it and updated the post

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So what happens now?

Fines? Community service? Jail? Nothing?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He'll get 34 slaps on the wrist then become our president for a term that doesn't end until he dies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

34 felonies?

Good one. There will be riots in the fucking streets lmao

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

37?

Hey, try not to commit any crimes on your way to the parking lot!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just can't see the number 37 without thinking of Clerks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

37! When I kiss you I taste 37 other dicks!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Me since 2017:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We'll come back here in a few years and see which one of us is right

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Want to put some money on it? You take tRump, I'll take Biden. How much?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh! Not so willing to take up that bet at this juncture??

Edit:that was for sarln: answer, bro.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah. SAD. Tagging. For future reference.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you’re that dedicated to proving a point, I’m concerned for you.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was an admission that you might be right but go off, dude

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Either way man, going back to a post from 3+ years ago isn’t exactly ‘normal’ imo haha

Not everything is an attack

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Challenge accepted? 😶

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Won't know till July when sentencing happens.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Most likely, fines that he'll pay for with cultist money.